- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

the power to talk backwards

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to plank

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The power to read minds, but only your own.

32% Levitation.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to not do it.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to die

The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

Invisibility when people aren't looking.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

Pointless Super Powers