The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The ability to change your weight

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!