- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

The power to fuck everyone.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

The power to have any power on this site.

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power of attracting fired bullets

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power drown in water

the power to fly while under water

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

the power to turn retarted

the power to die at will

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power of gentle breeze

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The ability to talk to bacteria

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

Pointless Super Powers