The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!