The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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Vanilla scented blood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!