The power to rotten food.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The ability to smell colors.

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the power to die at will

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to be alone

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!