The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to die

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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I'm a giant di

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!