The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to be -100% faster...

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32% Levitation.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!