The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to be super jewish

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!