The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to make faces at the blind

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!