The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to be a common person

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The power to science.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to jump faster.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!