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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.
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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"
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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.
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The power to transform into a homeless person.
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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.
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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls
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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.
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The power to walk on very very shallow water (
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the power to half transform to something.
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power to fly only in the plane
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The ability to police irony
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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.
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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts
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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!
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The power to predict the present
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The power to die everytime you pee
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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!
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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew
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The power to glow... in the dark...
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The power to see through windows
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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.
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The power to remove all flavour from food.
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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.
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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!