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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)
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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos
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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.
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the power tho vomit your poop.
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The power to invent things as soon as you see them
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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.
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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...
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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.
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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler
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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.
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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.
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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.
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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it
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The power to be a walrus
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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.
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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.
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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.
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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.
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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time
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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger
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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.
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The power to be fat only when your at a party.
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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit
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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!