The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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i love to make shit brix

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to be french.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!