The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!