- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly while under water

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

the power to half transform to something.

The power to touch your toes

The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

The power to not have a brain!

the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

the power to be able to speel ronj

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

Pointless Super Powers