The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

The power to glow... in the dark...

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to turn into a pebble

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power of laser pointer vision.

Acid tears.

The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

The power to take edible shits.

The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!