- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to never finish your sente

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to sleep anytime your tired

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

the power to see with your eyes open

The power to be fat only when your at a party.

The power to digest corn.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

the power to youtube poop

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The ability to float sideways very slowly

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to make anything into toilet paper.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

Pointless Super Powers