The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!