The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!