The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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Justin Bieber

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to fly while under water

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!