- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to ejaculate

the power to fart at the worst moments

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to let someone control your dick

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to eat food.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

Pointless Super Powers