The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to not live forever

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!