- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

The power to be superman with no power's

the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to open doors that are already open

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The ability to hear fish.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

Pointless Super Powers