- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

Stop clapping

The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power of gentle breeze

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The power to let someone control your dick

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to eat food.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

Pointless Super Powers