Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to die on command.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to breath Oxygen

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to be a woman

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!