The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to itch your teeth

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to plank

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to die on command.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!