- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The ability to read braile.

the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The ability to see into the present.

The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

See through invisible people

The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

the power to make faces at the blind

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

Pointless Super Powers