Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the power to be forever alone

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!