- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to not have a brain!

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to die when you get old

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

Pointless Super Powers