- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

75% levitation

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to break a Nokia

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

Pointless Super Powers