teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!