the power tho vomit your poop.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!