- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to die at will.

Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to have no superpower

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

Pointless Super Powers