The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to be born again

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!