The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The power to science.

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to turn any object into food

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

the ability to kill yourself... twice

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!