The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to die.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!