The power to close your nose

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!