The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!