To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to nit propely

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to never finish your sente

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!