The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to be your self

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!