to die when you are happy

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to die.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!