The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!