- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to control dodos

having the same super powers as batman!

Nothing

The power to shit without squinting.

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

Nope. Just nope.

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power to think of your death and then you die.

the power to fart out of your penis

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The ability to see through insects.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... hayball rolls

Pointless Super Powers