The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to do something when you do it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!