- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The power to circumcise yourself

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to fly, but only downwards

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to repel women.

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

Pointless Super Powers