The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!