The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to speak only one language

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!