the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power of gentle breeze

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to let someone control your dick

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!