The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to go through open windows

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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Endless falling....

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The power to have no power.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!