The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to be half invisible

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the power to not finish your

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!