The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to science.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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32% Levitation.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!