The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to uncontrally boop

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the power to not finish your

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The power to be born again

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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the power to eat people :D

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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kabloooeeey!!!

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!