The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The ability to drop everything you hold

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to have a power

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to eat food.

The ability to turn wine into water...

The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

The power to display emotions at will

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!