The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to breathe

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to lick your own elbow

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Aweonao

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!