- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform gold into nothing.

Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to strangle yourself to death

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to be normal and average

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

Pointless Super Powers