The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to break a Nokia

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!