I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to be alone

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!