The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to troll.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!