The power to make yourself deaf.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to die.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power of writte with our feets.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!