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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.
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kabloooeeey!!!
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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.
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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards
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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.
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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.
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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.
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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.
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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.
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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times
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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.
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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.
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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.
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the power to make a pillow come to life once
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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.
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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.
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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack
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the power to know when a politician is lying
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The power to not have any powers
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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean
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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.
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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls
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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff
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The power to invent things as soon as you see them
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!