The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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Ladder hands.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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the power to nit propely

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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Having the power of a normal human

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!