- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

The power to have a V8

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

to spelle caretly

The power to start time.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

he power to make mistakes

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

Pointless Super Powers