- Pointless Super Powers

The power to read your own mind.

The power to see who is writing these powers

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

The power to be a dick.

swear words -jesse

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

the power to do blink every 20 years

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!