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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.
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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.
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the power to make realy convincing whale noises
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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011
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hello
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The power to control your own limb movement
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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)
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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt
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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.
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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...
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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.
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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.
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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin
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The power to forget what your superpower is
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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late
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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.
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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),
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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.
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X ray vision on chairs
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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep
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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.
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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time
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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with
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The power to grab a cats face
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!