The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!