The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!