- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

the power to itch your teeth

The power to choose a superpower from this site.

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

the power to not have super powers...

The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

I'm a giant di

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The power to eat nandos

The power of women's rights.

To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

Pointless Super Powers