The power to speak in Braille

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the power to nit propely

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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Stop clapping

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Dejavu

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The power to change your emotions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!