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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS
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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.
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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.
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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.
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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.
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Immunity to curable diseases.
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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.
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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!
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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot
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The power to look TV
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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.
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The power to have a invisible boat mobile
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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.
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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.
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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.
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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.
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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.
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The power to poo.
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The ability to pee while standing up for men
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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.
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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want
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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun
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The power to exhale clouds.
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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!