The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!