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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.
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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.
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the power to read something without looking at it
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the power to jump, but only on any surface
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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot
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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.
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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL
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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.
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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water
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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you
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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew
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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can
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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.
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The power to hear in the dark.
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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.
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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write
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Being able to fly in place.
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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol
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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.
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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille
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The power to read terms and conditions
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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.
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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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The power to be super jewish
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!