- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The ability to levitate birds

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to exhale clouds.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

the power to fart every time you blink

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

The power to die when you get scared.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

Pointless Super Powers