- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to jump faster.

The power to go through open windows

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

The power to get hurt every other hour

The power to smell farts nearby

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to see even though you can already see.

the power to like mass effect 3

power to transform into a dick with legs

The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The power to have a pointless power.

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

The power of writte with our feets.

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

Pointless Super Powers