The power to smell whore

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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X ray vision on chairs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!