The power to have all the powers written in here

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to eat nandos

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!