- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

The power to wink with both eyes

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to chew with your tongue

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

the power to read something without looking at it

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

Pointless Super Powers