The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to write a country song

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!