The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to release the bogus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!